Posted: 26Dec2006 at 11:30pm
IAS presence of mind!!!! September 16, 2007
subject: Now that’s what i call Presence of Mind!!
Not only our technical knowledge helps, but also the
presence of mind and the right answer at right time.
Even if u don’t know the answer for a question just
confuse the questioner!!!!
Questions and the Answers given by Candidates, oh
sorry
they are IAS Officers now.
1Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor
without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC
Topper)
2Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,
how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank
Opted for IFS)
3Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one
hand and four apples and three oranges in the other
hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
4Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an
elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
5Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Problem, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
6Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it
will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
7Q. What looks like half apple?
A: The other half. (UPSC – IAS Topper)
8Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.
9Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A: It caused a revolution.
10Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33Rank)
11.
Interviewer said “I shall either ask you ten easy
questions or one really difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!” The boy
thought for a while and said, “My choice is one really
difficult question.”
“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own
choice! Now tell me this. “What comes first, Day or
Night?”
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission
depends on the correctness of his answer,
but he thought for a while and said,
“It’s the DAY sir!”
“How” the interviewer asked,
“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a
SECOND difficult question!”
(Funny)Marketing Explained!!!! September 16, 2007
A Professor at one of the IIMs
was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: “I am very rich.
“Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing”
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: “He’s very rich.
“Marry him.” -That’s Advertising”
4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you
walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and
then say:”By the way, I’m rich. Will you
“Marry Me?” – That’s Public Relations”
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a
party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she
goes with him -
“That’s competition eating into your market share”
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your
wife arrives. -
“That’s restriction for entering new markets
Reactions of fresh engineer graduates September 16, 2007
Call letter from company
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After clearing aptitude test
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Cleared interview toooo
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Gotta go for training
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Training days
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Time to depart
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Allocated to projects
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work……..work………work
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More work
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yeah got promotion…….now project manager
RETAIL STORES – Where Are The World’s Most Unique? September 14, 2007
From the far reaches of Berlin to Barcelona to Rio to Rotterdamn the glittering halls of fashion wares reign supreme on any savvy Coolhunter’s “sights to be seen”
Similar to the best museums, the finest boutiques entice the visitor to gawk, admire, feel at home, or feel pampered – dependent on its design – to pursuits which are greater than stop-and-shop purchasing.
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I believe………. August 23, 2007
What lies behind us n
What lies before us r tiny matters compared to
What lies within us !!!!!!!!!
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laugh lyk u hv neva laughed b4…….
love lyk u hv neva been hurt………
n dance lyk nobody is watchin ya……
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Solitude is the dwelling placee of the strongest n
silence a temple of pure thoughts……..
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Dream is not which comes when you sleep…Dream is something which does not make u sleep
TURN ON UR PC IN JUST 10 SECONDS August 20, 2007
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Aight so u wanna know how to turn the pc on in 10 seconds (may vary)Aight heres what u have to do to turn ur pc on in 10 seconds
Aite Click on the start button then press R it will take u to Run well go to run
n type Regedit
press enter
this will open Registery Editor
now look for the keyHKEY_LOACAL_MECHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Contr ol\ContentIndex
now there find the Key Called
“Startup Delay”
Double Click On It
Now where its Base
Click Decimal
Now its Default Value Is 4800000 (75300:hexadecimal)
Change The Value To 40000
here u go u have done it
now close the Registery Editor and Restart Your Computer
You’ll See The Result
